Useless date after useless date, this shit is getting boring.
It seems like everyone around me is in love and I'm sitting here fretting over should I binge watch Netflix or do laundry.
I suffer scrolling through the coupled up pics on my Instagram timeline, my friends skip out on me to be with their boyfriends.
There's but so many C batteries a girl could buy , if you know what I mean.
Why can't I find one guy worth doing all that high school, puppy love stuff with?
There has to be more to single life!
I know, Haagen Dazs!